Per the terms of my employment and at the request of the head coach, I am required to generate a weekly report regarding the state of the program as a whole. This is my unedited and unqualified analysis of the University of Pittsburgh’s football program.
It is a little late, whatever I’m just the grad assistant but anyways… Pitt did not play this week yet it did provide a rare feeling of giddiness. The recruiting guru Chris Beatty managed to flip Virginia native Naquan Brown from LSU to Pitt. Though it was likely that LSU processed him out, stealing him from schools such as UVA, V Tech, and PSU feels like a big win. With Brown’s commitment, the Panthers grab the # 5,9,14, and 19th ranked recruits out of Virginia in the 2021 class according to Rivals (if you have a problem with either Rivals or 247 grow up, its arbitrary, the people who rank these guys are 35 with wives who participate in MLM schemes). With similar results in the state of Pennsylvania, it seems as if Duzz bought himself some more time. Cheers to a top 20 class and Army Navy being this week.
Unrelated to Pitt, but I went 0 for on my bets this weekend after amassing substantial wealth betting on CBB, I will be posting an update with a link to a GoFundMe page so I can pay my rent, thank you to those with compassion and empathy.